Between changing a baby diaper and a grandparent’s!
“Cutie, cutie! Let papa change your diaper,
mummy’s in the kitchen getting your bottle!”
But papa was slow…
Cutie’s fountain shot into the air
splashed onto his face!
Papa was stunned!
“Mum, mum! Today I help uncle
changed granny’s diaper in the ward!”
Grandma had stroke and was incontinent.
Tommy was indeed,
an apple of granny’s eye!
“That people think they can talk to you about poop. ‘Oh, you have a new baby? Is she sleeping? Is she pooping?’ Normally I’d be blushing, but as a parent, you just get used to it, and pooping is just another verb in your vocabulary.” — Jimmy Fallon