“Quick, call 999, and go get the AED from my car!”
… throwing her car key to her son nearby.
( Wow, she even had an AED in her car!)
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Watching a few trainings in progress, as participants learned to do CPR on manikins.
“Madam, madam, are you ok? (Shaking the manikin’s shoulder…) Quick, someone, call 911, and bring the AED!”
“er… 911? Isn’t it 999 in Malaysia?”
“Oop, let me start again! Madam, madam, are you ok?…..”
( Too much of watching western movies and ER series? ‘911’ seems natural to a few of them! Ha, ha!)
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Any questions?
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“What if I break the victim’s ribs?” “…so, you rather watch him ‘go forever’?”
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“What if, it’s a lady? Do I put my hands on her chest?” “Stupid question! You better don’t be around if I ever collapse in office! Move! My turn to do CPR!” And the plump senior lady knelt before the manikin.
A woman renewing her driver’s license at the DMV was asked by the clerk to state her occupation.She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is,” explained the clerk, “do you have a job, or are you just a …?” “Of course I have a job,” snapped the woman. “I’m a mother.” “We […]
In the olden days, single ladies will toss oranges into the river on Chap Goh Mei, Chinese Valentine day. This is on the fifteenth and the last day of Chinese new year. Men would be scooping them to make contact with these ladies.
In this age, someone should be creating a ‘virtual river’ instead!
Are you throwing oranges this Chap Goh Mei?
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It is not about finding a perfect partner. It is about being a perfect partner.
Royals holding hands; loving, reassuring touch role models for all!
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The Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Sultan Abdullah Ri’ayatuddin Al-Mustafa Billah Shah and Raja Permaisuri Agong Tunku Hajah Azizah Aminah Maimunah Iskandariah…in Malaysia!King Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, and Jetsun Pema (the Druk Gyaltsuen (Dzongkha: Dragon Queen) of Bhutan.Elizabeth II (Elizabeth Alexandra Mary; 21 April 1926 – 8 September 2022) and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (10 June 1921 to 9 April 2021) in Britain.
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The above is a Senryu.
Senryu is also called human haiku. It is an unrhymed Japanese verse consisting of five, seven, and five syllables. Senryu depicts human nature or emotions.
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Quote: “Mum, I also want my husband to hold my hand, always!” My daughter said after seeing our Malaysian’s His and Her royal highnesses holding hands as they walked down the stairs.
“I can cut you off and still love you. I can stop speaking to you, and still care for you. I can let you go, and still wish you the best. If I leave you alone, it’s not to be bitter or petty. If I leave you alone, it’s for my own good. If I […]